How to piss off every Pizza driver

My friends a pizza driver so he told me a trick that if a person gets there pizza and the cheese is slid off they get a new free pizza, so i thought of this comic haha

Troll Quotes

Troll Quotes are a funny internet meme where it displays a well known cartoon or video game charecter, however, the wrong name is displayed with a common quote associating with neither the picture of the person nor the name of the person... These can be quite a laugh if all 3 tie well together. Here was one I found scouring the interwebs...

Things that fly over your head

Have you ever done things where later on you open up and learn realizations that just flew over your head the first few times you should have encountered it?

For example, when I was a kid I watched Rugrats millions of times, and since I was young I didn't look out for adult humor... and then you see something like this on the scours of the internet...

any instances you guys have to share?

Foreveralone.jpeg

On the back of every American dollar is the proud Pyramid of Light "Annuit Cueptis Novus Ordo Seclorum" denoting our proud 1776 year in (MDCCLXXVI) form at the base. Located withen the 4th bottom row of this pyramid is denotaed a block that looks strangely familiar picture.

Now I think this proves time travel as real because some Anon went back in time to put the face in the pyramid.

driving to indianapolis!

Hello all!

I need to start updating this more often so I figure why not another mention of a road trip by Team Onnegus.

As you may know we are a band of friends from north jersey, and we are en route to indy for gencon indy as well as a yugioh championship event.

So far on our shenanigans, we've passed numerous cars and we like trolling while driving. If there's room to pass a car in front of you in the left lane and you drive to pass in the right we are those people who speed up and block you from passing then slow down. I even made a "u mad bro ;)" sign on my phone to laugh at the resulting frustration. Yes we are assholes. But its something fun to do on a 10 hour car ride.

We went to a gas station. Had a great time. Long awkward line for bathroom so we troll the people waiting with such tidbits as why did we drive up from florida to indy and pass through pa we should've flown lol resulting in lulz from people overhearing our convos and judging us.

We also all went in to the bathroom together to create lulz from the people waiting. We don't give a f.

Ill keep this updated with more shenanigans as we drive we are on hour 3 of this trip and its my shift to drive. Fun fun fun fun looking forward to the weekend.

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Ya Didn't But Whatever

Popular internet meme's have often confusing back stories which need to catch on slowly before people can get them. Take a man, who is surrounded by "trolls" for friends. Continuous information that can only be subjugated as sarcasm is not taken lightly and often that person needs to sarcastically retaliate and the following pictures reflect his opinion. This meme was created by me, and the aspect is to have a picture of someone famous, with a quote pertaining to their success or misc story, and have a stamp of this man saying "Ya didn't but whatever"

Troll Physics

I've been amassing these funny story board comics as of late, and some of them legitimately sound like they would work... Obviously they don't but it makes you wonder why not, and if it did work how easy things would be lol. Enjoy.

such a shitty song

this is such a shitty song, but its so funny that dumb parts behind it... like why are they driving at 13?Why are they partying? Wtf is with the lyrics? (gotta wait at the bus stop, oh theres my friends ill go with them)... etc haha enjoy

Jarel Pro Winston

This guy named Jarel Winston talking about something important... and I'm in the background making faces D:

Bed Intruder Song

Call me late... but this is still hilarious whenever I hear it and mad catchy :O

Walk the Dinosaur!

Epic.... this is the new dance craze for all ages!

Random Tosh.0

Random Tosh.0 skit that me and my friends found funny as hell.



Sorry for shit quality

lol it shows a grown man doing salvia, then eating cinnamon, then the saltines, then trying to cut coconuts.

Still f-ing funny

No matter how many times I see this, it still cracks me up.

Tosh.0

This guy is pretty funny, if you haven't seen him, look him up on YouTube, or watch his show on comedy central.

His show is essentially another one of those "Internet Viral Video" comedians, but this guy has a homosexual flair he adds to his jokes to make them EXTREMELY Hilarious.  I have seen all of season 1, and cannot for the life of me determine if he actually is homosexual, or if its an act.  Either way, he's hilarious and easily rising up on my favorite comedians list.

Everyone of his shows, he goes through like 8-10 Internet phenoms and does various things.  For some he merely shows the clips and makes several jokes.  He always has a "Timed Joke Marathon", where he has a clip run, and he sees how many jokes he can make in 20 seconds.  If these weren't actually written before hand this would be impressive. . . He has another section called "Video Breakdown" Where he shows a clip often showing a very painful situation that happened to someone.  He goes through the whole clip with slow-motion running or pausing it in parts to add some funny commentary.  One of the funniest parts of the show is then called the "Tosh.0 Web Redemption". This is where he shows a famous Internet clip where someone did something extremely embarrassing or something they messed up badly in, and goes out and finds them and fly them to the studio to try to do the thing again but this time hopefully succeed!  The whole time he doe's this he jabs at other comedians and makes dumb little jokes.  Just my type of humor. 

Definitely a must see on TV, and I'll make an effort to see him live on his Comedy Tour in '11.

Dark Humor

Something everyone should come across one day or another, is a branch of comedy called "Dark Humor".  Now it is mostly only appreciated by stone-cold S.o.b's of the internet, but I just want to share some with you, and see your opinions on it, and if you want to share some of your own sources.  This is not to be confused with "Anti-humor" as I will talk about at a later time, but rather, evil sadistic ways to embelish in others misfortune.  Possibly linked with the german word "Schadenfreude" which is the pleasure in another's misfortune, but maybe there are other reasons.  Possibly a link, one can find sorrow funny. Anyways:

A good bit on this is is supplied by explosm.net with their famous comic strip "Cyanide and Happiness".  I love this comic strip, updated daily, and well worth the read.  Every so often they post dark humor and I will post some examples:

This next one is so sad :( Not for the feint of heart. . .

Those are just some, what are your opinions on these?

Moar funnies

I love these, i dont take credit for them, I don't know who made them, I just know if you google "Korean Comics" the first link has so many of them.  Check them out :)

Some funny comics

I highly recommend checking out these websites, some very funny comics to pass the time :o

all courtesy of http://www.pbfcomics.com/  hilarious site, check it out