Troll Quotes

Troll Quotes are a funny internet meme where it displays a well known cartoon or video game charecter, however, the wrong name is displayed with a common quote associating with neither the picture of the person nor the name of the person... These can be quite a laugh if all 3 tie well together. Here was one I found scouring the interwebs...

Raz Lyrics T&E

These are the lyrics to the Raz best friend Song made by Tim and Eric

(Hit me in the back now)
In the what?.. in the junk?... (ooo yea)
(Hit me in the back now)
In the what?.. in the junk?...

Razzz...

Are you talking to me?
You look like a man i can be a best friend with.
okay here i come.

Come on with Raz now,
Hop on my jet ski,
Grab on to my waist; take a ride with me please.
(But what about the hoes?)
Hey! who needs the hoes!?
Gonna show you how to have the perfect vacation,
Gonna sync you up to the island vibration,
What do you say? (I'm open to that)
Now get a metal piercing,
Eyebrows and naval,
Make 'em magnetic, no need for painful,
Showin' the dreadlocks.
Shells on the neck,
Shells on the wrist,
Now string 'em all up, get the shells on the ankle.
Underwater camera,
Disposable camera!
Groovin' on the beach,
Jamin' coconuts,
Get a silly straw from the silly straw hut.

(Virgin Colada) No rum!
(Virgin Colada) No rum!

Google "Red Lobster",
Make a reservation,
Pager will buzz you when your tables' ready,
Get the appetizer.
Certain locations prices will vary,
Talk to the manager,
Ask for the special catch of the day.
Manager discount. (Okay!)
Its the best vacation ever!
BFF forever!
Its a tropical endeavor,
For the island holiday!

Things that fly over your head

Have you ever done things where later on you open up and learn realizations that just flew over your head the first few times you should have encountered it?

For example, when I was a kid I watched Rugrats millions of times, and since I was young I didn't look out for adult humor... and then you see something like this on the scours of the internet...

any instances you guys have to share?

I type this as I cannot sleep

Ambition, Integrity, Drive, Ingenuity.

These are the motivators for which people do this things to satisfy.

After thinking for the past few days, I feel that it doesn't hurt trying to do things, as long as you give them your all. Because of this i'm starting to research how certain careers are attainable and I'm trying to pick up hobbies/jobs that interest me in an achievable way.

First one I've encountered on my path is a few websites/businesses are looking for eBay sellers; those who are proficient enough in the tangled web of eBay to lend a helping hand and try to get a symbiotic relationship between the two parties started.

So anyway, I made this cover letter for my eBay experience and thought I'd share it here... If anyone needs an eBay seller, contact me sometime, and I'll try to give advice and help here and there and maybe we can work out a deal :)

Foreveralone.jpeg

On the back of every American dollar is the proud Pyramid of Light "Annuit Cueptis Novus Ordo Seclorum" denoting our proud 1776 year in (MDCCLXXVI) form at the base. Located withen the 4th bottom row of this pyramid is denotaed a block that looks strangely familiar picture.

Now I think this proves time travel as real because some Anon went back in time to put the face in the pyramid.

six flags great adventure

Me and my girl are at six flags for the day and we are trying to experience all the best rides this place has to offer. I figure ill apply a little of my roller coaster experience to rate the rides I traverse today:

Park opened and we rushed towards the new Green Lantern ride as it is new and I personally hadn't had the priviledge. The ride atmosphere looks great, its well presented, line structure is good. The whole coaster is painted green except for one part where I assume they'll paint it this fall. The ride is a 4 man by 6 row train and the seats are not seats. Its an elevated crotch plate that suggests where you will stand for the duration (I messed up and my ride was uncomfortable for the most part) it locked down on me and I had to awkwardly slump ah well. Ride starts out well and it goes up a hill to begin its descent. Through twists and turns, its actually rather fun. I sat on the outside and it felt the whole time that I was at risk of falling. The speed, and wind definately make it a great first ride of the day, definately got us pumped for kingda ka!

Excitement: 8/10
Safety feeling: 6/10
Comfortability: 3/10
Line wait: 45 mins

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driving to indianapolis!

Hello all!

I need to start updating this more often so I figure why not another mention of a road trip by Team Onnegus.

As you may know we are a band of friends from north jersey, and we are en route to indy for gencon indy as well as a yugioh championship event.

So far on our shenanigans, we've passed numerous cars and we like trolling while driving. If there's room to pass a car in front of you in the left lane and you drive to pass in the right we are those people who speed up and block you from passing then slow down. I even made a "u mad bro ;)" sign on my phone to laugh at the resulting frustration. Yes we are assholes. But its something fun to do on a 10 hour car ride.

We went to a gas station. Had a great time. Long awkward line for bathroom so we troll the people waiting with such tidbits as why did we drive up from florida to indy and pass through pa we should've flown lol resulting in lulz from people overhearing our convos and judging us.

We also all went in to the bathroom together to create lulz from the people waiting. We don't give a f.

Ill keep this updated with more shenanigans as we drive we are on hour 3 of this trip and its my shift to drive. Fun fun fun fun looking forward to the weekend.

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