How to piss off every Pizza driver

My friends a pizza driver so he told me a trick that if a person gets there pizza and the cheese is slid off they get a new free pizza, so i thought of this comic haha

Human Centipede 2

Human Centipede is a gore themed Horror Movie that is a sequel to the 2010 hit Human Centipede. It is a direct sequel to the movie where a man named Martin (who has some deep mental problems) is so infatuated with the original movie of Human Centipede that he in essence dedicates his life to studying and trying to live out what the scientist in the first movie could not accomplish but on a much bigger scale, (12 people linked mouth to anus rather than just 3). This movie is very sickening especially in the aspect that unlike the precedence who had medicinal knowledge and cleanliness, this man uses household objects and no sanitary conditions to speak of, also his inferior knowledge base on human surgery makes you squirm even more! It is a must watch for all horror and gore fans!

Broccoli with ranch

I will share a family recipe I just made its delicious:

Broccoli with ranch

1 serving of broccoli (steamed)
1 tablespoon of chipotle ranch salad dressing

Boil water set up steaming station
Steam broccoli to taste

Plate
Drizzle ranch over it

Bon apetite!

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Quotes - 2

"When the time presents itself, you have to take it, or else it wouldnt have presented itself all nicely for you."

Pretty much saying that opportunity doesn't knock often.

Yugioh Slap In the Face

As days of yesteryears gone by, one fact remained true; certain Yugioh cards reached a monetary point that made it questionable to get them. The key money cards, that dominated ebays transaction lists, and that only the best of the best had them. There were cards that reached over 150$ such as Pot of Duality, or the more recent Tour Guide from the Underworld. However, Konami had to figure that they were losing money from attracting people to play the game and they felt a little god-work with manipulating rules and reprints were in order.

Firstly, a huge collector's hit withen the last few months was the card Pot of Duality becoming a super in a series of 20$ tins... Now mind you this was grand for one card.. but they're doing it for a lot of cards now...

Archlord Kristya... used to be 50$ now it resides in the same pack with PoD...

And now coming in November, another one of the last heavy hitters of expensive cards is Solemn Warning... and its being dealt the same fate as Kristya and Pot of Duality... being reprinted in a 20$ tin... When will this carnage end?

Quotes - 1

I have beginning to surprise myself with random outbursts of unfound knowledge, and when I sputter something out that sounds philosophical or entertaining to some end, i often write it down, so once a day I'm going to put a quote here, discuss it as you wish;

"You cannot live a happy life if you're serious all the time"

People need to learn how to emotionally juggle their feelings. People need to be patient and not rash with their decisions. People need to calm down and enjoy the life that goes by them. Every moment in someones life is unique and cannot be replaced, so people should be enthusiastic about everything they do.

I've often thought of this example to a strenuous exaggeration and it's quite comical, imagine that one guy whose so excited that its sort of awkward. For example the 2nd baseman of a baseball team that's overly excited. We need more people like that just because if he tries hard enough, he will successfully motivate the other players to enjoy the time they're having and to give it their all.

Troll Quotes

Troll Quotes are a funny internet meme where it displays a well known cartoon or video game charecter, however, the wrong name is displayed with a common quote associating with neither the picture of the person nor the name of the person... These can be quite a laugh if all 3 tie well together. Here was one I found scouring the interwebs...